Peasants and disgusting creatures alike, gather round. In lieu of these new, hard felt times, I have unanimously declared myself Leader and Ruler (you may also refer to me as King) of this unruly and vile forum.
I will give you hope, when you are hopeless.
I will give you joy, when you are joyless.
I will give you cock, when you are cockless
All I ask in return is your unwavering submission to my reign, and you will be as free as a bird in a pretty small cage. Bow down to me and I will rebuild these tattered and torn forums from which once came lulz and lewls. Bow down to me and I will return our reputation to its former self of a bunch of degenerates and unemployed men and women alike. Bow down to me, and we shall see a turn of the tide; the rise of the new Rubber Room, a new era of posts!!
I have risen from the ashes, tore the chains of ostracism bestowed upon me and like a shepard i have come to guide you.The light is beginning to gleam through the dark clouds that loom above us and if we band together our days will once again be full of sun and happiness.
Rubber Roomer's, the time is now.
I am your King.
I will give you hope, when you are hopeless.
I will give you joy, when you are joyless.
I will give you cock, when you are cockless
All I ask in return is your unwavering submission to my reign, and you will be as free as a bird in a pretty small cage. Bow down to me and I will rebuild these tattered and torn forums from which once came lulz and lewls. Bow down to me and I will return our reputation to its former self of a bunch of degenerates and unemployed men and women alike. Bow down to me, and we shall see a turn of the tide; the rise of the new Rubber Room, a new era of posts!!
I have risen from the ashes, tore the chains of ostracism bestowed upon me and like a shepard i have come to guide you.The light is beginning to gleam through the dark clouds that loom above us and if we band together our days will once again be full of sun and happiness.
Rubber Roomer's, the time is now.
I am your King.
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